It all goes down on Oprah.

I am a self proclaimed...or admitted...Oprah viewer. I record it everyday on my dvr. There's a certain Oprah that everyone feels awkward with. The Oprah that interviews criminals, crazies, or Lindsay Lohan and stuff. What the heck Oprah? Stop it. Or the Oprah that's constantly talking about diets and her weight issues. Just give me fat, happy Oprah talking to celebrities, announcing them onto stage with her arms raised and screaming so loud only neighborhood dogs can hear, and I'm a happy girl. That's all I want. I'll send you the Boston Cream Pie. I'll call agents and PR people for you. Just get your big booty on stage and do your thing.



What? No. Oprah stop. You're scaring me. Eat a brownie.

Ahh so much better. That's the Oprah we know and love. Heyyyy girrrlllll.

I'll just let Dane Cook explain.
(Naughty language. Beware.)



Anyways, so the other day to my delight, The Canadian Tenors were on Oprah. First of all, I am completely obsessed, in love with, and semi-stalker when it comes to these 4 men. Ohhhh Canadaaaaa. I have never loved the Maple tree more. Having that said, I actually just realized that one of the Canadian Tenors is from a movie I love, and quote on a regular basis- "She's The Man." I heard you all say in your head, "Omg I love that movie." You said it because it's the best movie of it's kind besides Mean Girls. Remember this nerd?

Well homeboy turned into this. Yowzaaa.

And now he's one of the 4 Canadian Tenors. Who knew homeboy could sing?!
Go get 'em Clifton.

And lets be honest, I kind of always crush on the nerd, so I loved him either way. But man, when he starts to sing, it seals the deal.

Oprah + Canadian Tenors + a surprise appearance by Celine Dion?
AMAZING.
Oprah being the cunning diva decided to have on the Canadian Tenors to sing with their idol Celine on Celine Dion day. Except they had no idea she was going to come on stage halfway through and surprise them and sing with them.

+ Watch the first guy sing. He's hot.
+ Listen to the parts they sing fit together perfectly.
+ Listen to Clifton sing...he's so good. And hot.
+ Watch as the guy playing the guitar thinks the audience is clapping for him when in reality they're freaking cuz Celine is walking onstage.
+ Watch his face as he finally realizes what's going on.
+ Watch as they can't stop staring at Celine.
+ Watch as they all look like they're going to throw up all over Celine and her foreign lioness locks of hair because they're so excited.
+ Watch as Oprah watches the surprise go down and thinks to herself "...all because of me!"
+ Listen to Celine butcher the end of the song.
+ Watch Oprah awkwardly dance and sing along clapping her hands.
+ Watch as I run and buy myself an engagement ring for Clifton to give to me later on in our lives.


I hope you enjoyed listened to my guys sing. A treat for the eyes and the ears. Now go download their music. Clifton has been on repeat on my ipod for months now. (On the itunes track Clifton sings the third verse and the song is a little different and I like it more.) One day he'll sing at our wedding. What a joyous day that will be. I hope you can make it. It's gonna be great. Maybe Celine will do my hair, and Oprah will buy us an island.